Watermelon Greeting Card

🍉 "If You Were a Fruit..." – Quirky Watermelon Greeting Card

Cheeky, cheerful, and just the right amount of fruity.
This Watermelon Greeting Card isn’t just a note — it’s a vibe. A fun, flirtatious way to say “you matter” without sounding like a Hallmark clone.

It reads:
"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple... but watermelon is a close second."
And yes, it's the juiciest compliment they’ll get all year.

📦 Card Features

• Fresh and Flirty Design: A playful pun and a bright watermelon graphic bring instant smiles.

• Three Size Options: Choose A6 (compact & cute), A4 (bold and roomy), or the classic A5

• Premium Cardstock: Thick, high-quality feel — no flimsy nonsense here.

• Blank Inside: Space for heartfelt notes, inside jokes, or spontaneous declarations of love.

❤️ Emotional Benefits / Use-Case

This card does what most gifts can’t —
It makes them laugh, makes them feel seen, and leaves a memory.

Perfect for:

• The best friend who deserves a smile

• Your partner, when you want to be silly and sweet

• Your crush, when you're being lowkey flirty

• Anyone who’s feeling down and needs a juicy pick-me-up

This isn’t just a card.
It’s a reminder that life can be fun, light, and full of fruit-based affection.

🎁 Gift Potential

You don’t need a big occasion to give something bright and funny.
This card shines on:

• Birthdays

• Friendship Day

• Random Tuesday surprises

• Breakup comfort packages

• Your “oops I forgot but I still love you” moment

It slips easily into a gift bag or pairs with a pun-themed present for maximum impact.
Thoughtful doesn’t have to mean serious.

👛 Practical Use

Not every card needs to be sappy.
Sometimes, all it takes is a pun and a fruit to say “I adore you.”

Stick it on the fridge.
Pin it on a corkboard.
Add it to your stationery stash for when words fail and fruit prevails.

♻️ Sustainability & Quality

Like everything from Keolix, this card is:

• Printed in small batches to minimize waste

• Made with eco-friendly premium cardstock

• Packaged with care and love — always plastic-free when possible

Built to last. Designed to be kept, not tossed.

🛍️ Add to Cart Before It’s Ripe

Quirky. Cute. And just the right amount of unhinged.
This watermelon pun card is the ultimate “I saw this and thought of you” moment.

👉 Add to Cart now.
👉 Make someone laugh today.
👉 Because fruit-based love notes are always in season.

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

We ship fast — all orders are processed within 1–3 business days.

UK delivery: 2–5 working days
International: 7–14 days (customs may vary)

Tracking is available on select orders — details sent via email.

Returns & Refunds

• Not in love? Send it back within 14 days (non-personalized items only).

• Wrong item or arrived damaged? Contact us within 7 days and we’ll refund or replace.

• Lost in the mail? UK: report after 14 days. International: after 30.

• Refunds return to your original payment method.

📧 Contact us anytime: hello@keolix.com

🔗 Discover More at Keolix

Looking for more sass, style, and stationery with soul?
Browse our full line of handmade cards, funny stickers, and vibrant tote bags at Keolix.com.

Because your paper goods should say exactly what you mean — with edge, honesty, and killer design.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.